I just cleaned my phone and keyboard in my office, and I noticed that the “{” and “]” keys were the dirtiest, which I find kind of odd. I don’t think I use those keys particularly often.

I also was far too lazy to shut my computer down, so I opened up a text editor and let all the input from my keyboard go there. The result is the following. Enjoy!

zxfvdc=-0`    —–]—000009awserrrrftyhujiolpo[[‘]’]’]’]”’]’]